Tuesday, February 7, 2012

You Might Be Multiple If:


07/12/2002
in my never ending quest to find humor in my disordered world and to avoid actually dealing with the issues at hand...
i, okay okay WE, have come up with yet another list:

YOU MIGHT BE A MULTIPLE IF...

-If you have to ask who keeps leaving out the crayons and coloring books and you live alone...
-If your Significant Other (SO) asks you to wear a name tag...
-If you change clothes three or more times a day based on your mood...
-If you don't remember the $300 charge on your Visa to Toys-R-Us...
-If you have to buy yourself a lollipop after a visit to the doctor or dentist...
-If you have more toys than your children...
-If you have three complete yet different sets of toiletries/hygiene products and you live alone...
-If you inexplicably find yourself making race car noises on the interstate...
-If your therapist starts each session by asking "How much do you remember from our last conversation?"...
-If you have three (or more) different birthstones...
-If your teenager asks to be paid for babysitting YOU...
-If your 'castle in the sky' is better furnished than your house...
-If you have to adjust the driver's seat in your car and you are the only one who drives it...
-If you buy cereal based on the toy that comes in the box...
-If your hair color has been known to change 3 or more times in a week...
-If you have at least one clock and calendar in every room of your home (including the bathroom)...


hmmm this could get fun. Krys is in on it now and i'm sure she'll have some to add from the monomind's view.