Thursday, January 2, 2014

maybe we shouldn't have time to ourselves


 because this is the stuff we come up with...  

Pseudo-(or is it psycho) philosophy
I think, therefore I have a headache
Which came first, the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?
I’m ok. You’re just weird
Children learn what they live, so don’t light your farts around them
Follow your dreams, unless they’re illegal.
If you love someone, let them go, but first, lojack their shoes.
I am not my mother… DO YOU HEAR ME?!
True creativity is 10% inspiration and 90% being willing to clean up the mess
You’re only as paranoid as you think they think you are
Life is like a box of chocolates. Someone always gets to the best ones first